Persuasive Speech Outline - PUT YOUR NAMES HERE The due date for this assignment is 7/20 before 11:59 PM. DOC/PDF FILES ONLY! Since you're making a lot of this up, please try to be as creative as poss

SALESPERSON PITCH OUTLINE –Melarie Torres

Part I:

What I have for you today will revolutionize your life. Does your family constantly harass you with questions that are none of their business? Do you frequently get asked when you are getting a boyfriend? Does your nosey aunt corner you to ask questions at family events? Does it make you want to ask her where her baby’s daddy is? SAME. I am here to solve all your problems. So that you don’t have to air out your family members dirty laundry and start trouble. I am pleased to introduce to you “Y TU NOVIO?” For your own price you can build your family’s perfect guy and then never have to see him again, unless for some reason your family really likes him and you end up bringing him to all of the family events then he becomes part of the family and after 10 years he tells you………..Woah anyway, back to business.

Part II:

This is essentially the perfect situation. You can choose all the characteristics of your “boyfriend”. Rather than having specific packages, we allow you to customize to your specific needs. If your mom hates tattoos, no problem. Bible verse to impress dad? No problem. Need to make your sister jealous. We can handle it. No matter what the situation, together we can create the perfect guy and all you have to do is pay a fee of your choice, since you will choose each feature from a service menu, and feed him at some point. I think that’s a pretty great deal. Then after dinner you can get in your car and drive to the bad side of town and meet that guy that your dad almost ran down with his truck that one time. It’s a win-win for everyone.

Part III:

If you book today we will offer you a complimentary $2 off and a half-eaten flan that my grandma made last week. We offer a very lenient cancellation policy. Clients must cancel at least 48 hours prior to event. The cancellation fee is small payment of $3,000,000,000. The cancellation fee will be waived only under special circumstances. We recognize the following as special circumstances:

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Part IV:I would like to sincerely thank all of you very much for your time! I hope that together we can put an end to “y tu novio season” and finally get my aunt to shut up once and for all! If you have questions, please feel free to ask quite literally anyone else!