Biostats

need serum data analyzed ASAP in "R" or similar statistacal softwares the person I had helping me has backed out at the last moment, and I need help from a legitimate statistician immediately. DO NOT contact me if you are not a stats professional with a degree in statistics. I will not take you seriously. This is complicated work, and I need help right now on how to use my data to answer  questions. contact me for more info.