How do I get poo off of my good blue jeans?

How do I get poo off of my good blue jeans? The reason I ask is because the blue jeans I'm wearing at the moment have simply been compromised due to the violent torrent of hot wings fueled diarrhea they were exposed to not 15 minutes ago. Let's not forget we're talking about my last pair here. If I ruin these, that's strike 3 with Elmo,(my stepdad). He'll send me back to Sri Lanka!!!