Rewrite it using direct quotations. Try to make the punch line as effective as possible. The startled waiter looked hard at the customer who had just ordered one rubbery egg and two slices of burnt to

Rewrite it using direct quotations. Try to make the punch line as effective as possible. The startled waiter looked hard at the customer who had just ordered one rubbery egg and two slices of burnt toast for breakfast, and asked him why he wanted such a dish. The man replied that his wife was out of town and he missed her cooking.