Throughout my life I have witnessed horrible tragedies, I have seen children slaughtered in the rice fields I have seen innocent hung upside down and force fed cabbages until they died I have infiltra

Throughout my life I have witnessed horrible tragedies, I have seen children slaughtered in the rice fields I have seen innocent hung upside down and force fed cabbages until they died I have infiltrated an ISIS camp and set off a literal nuclear explosive device eliminating the masses from existence. People always ask why has this happened and today my friends I ask you. WHERE IS THE NEAREST KFC?